THAT 6-WORD STORY IS SO SAD WHY MISS HUDSON WHY(week 8)

I am a thief, a thief of baby booties. Not actual baby bums, but shoe-booties, the booties that young children wear... I am a collector of such things, and I must have them all. I spend all my wealth on these booties, but their was one pair....

THAT A COUPLE STOLE FROM ME, so what do I do? I steal 'em. I need these booties, I need these booties in my hands. I must feel the booties, smell the booties. One night I dressed in a dark silk and slippers of a dark black tint, and I quietly strutted across their lawn and when reaching the supposedly locked door, I found it was unlocked. I opened the door, and listened for the couple-- and hearing their snores, I proceeded to the room where I would soon find my glorious baby booties. Entering said room, I looked around and was awestruck at the amount of wrapped gifts... sighing, I started unwrapping them, quietly. I finally found the booties and when I did, I fell on my knees and tears ran down my cheeks from all the overwhelming joy that I felt. "I have done it!! I HAVE FOUND THE BOOTIES!!" 

I was too loud, the couple woke up.. I quickly stuffed the booties in my tunic and ran out the back door, I hear their screams of finding their gifts trashed-- but I didn't care. I got myself the booties I needed for my collection, and my collection is more important than anything.

4 years later

I'm dead. I died by suffocation. Too many booties surrounded me as I slept and an earthquake sent them falling on top of me and I suffocated in a matter of 4 minutes. Now, as a ghost I gazed upon my brothers sorting through my booties, and shaking their heads in disbelief they nailed a sign in the front of my yard, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn," it said. 

Week 7; AMAZON WARRIOR

To be an Amazon women from 700 years before the 5th century BC, would be really really cool. I mean, they were skilled in weaponry and fought in battle-- they had a society ruled by women; men were their slaves where their only purpose was reproduction. They governed large areas of Europe, Asia Minor and Africa...
It would be really nice to live in a society where woman weren't discriminated against, and a society where you're able to fight and excel in your skills-- theirs evidence that they built temples and statues-- so their was probably art in their society-- maybe even music and all that stuff...

I would  miss all the technology from this day and age, but if I could learn how to fight with a sword and bow and arrow, that would be a really cool alternative. Also the food's all probably fresh and delicious. Fresh meat all the time, MORE LIKE YUM.
And I really wouldn't like cutting off one of my breasts, but whatever.. >_> (because theirs a theory that the amazon woman cut off one of their breasts to better shoot their bows..)
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MULAAAAAAAN :: week 6

My favorite Disney movie is Mulan, so I guess I'll talk about that one.
In the perspective of Shang? The main male character.
Shang, the son of the general... Had to train peasants who had no fighting experiences... who were weak and dumb... He had a burden placed on him as he had to surpass his father and create a decent army to come to his fathers aid. His patience withered till Ping(Mulan in disguise) showed true strength. His heart started to warm up as he saw his comrades work their hardest to improve, and by finishing his training he was now able to show his father his accomplishments. When they made it to their campsite, and discovering his father was dead I can imagine his heart felt like crying-- but being the captain in charge of his soldiers, he had to keep strong and push through without any time to mourn. He probably battled with himself internally whether to keep moving on or surrender-- and since he chose to move on, he had the burden of the fact that most his soldiers would probably perish. Meeting the enemy, his heart probably sunk at seeing the sheer number of his nemesis's army and when Mulan blasted down the mountains snow he was probably relieved... Even before finding out that Mulan was a girl, he probably had feelings for her~ =u=
Ah, but when he found out she was a girl he probably felt betrayed and fearful for her life-- so sparing it for a dept made sure that she would not die. When he had to leave her he probably felt really angry and sad at the thought of leaving the one he liked, but he couldn't risk having her die.
uuuuuu, um-- and when Mulan saved the emperor and was accepted for being a woman, Shang knew that he had to make her his bride so he asked her on a date and they lived happily ever after.