Snow is Satan;;; week 15

HELLO fellow citizens of the warm climates of the West, I like you-- were once in your shoes. Unknowing of the tortures and horrors that the winter climate casts upon the poor souls of the Midwest. I shall explain of the torturous experiences snow entails every year, and how to protect yourself against it's demon soul.

1) Snow is not your friend. From the moment you step outside, it's cold atmosphere will try to cool down your body to unacceptable degrees which will kill you if it lowers too much. 

2) Snow doesn't allow for summer fashion. It prevents all human being from expressing themselves with clothes that reveal lots of skin(like legs and arms..). If you do wear summer clothes, you'll likely die in 5 minutes.

3)Snow is cold as hella

4) Snow tries to kill anyone who walks on it by creating the ground slick and slippery. Snows best friend i called Ice, and Ice likes to shove human beings on their butts and make them cry. Sly little devil. Watch out for Ice, he's the biggest bully around.

5) no

6) Snow is hella bright, if you're sensitive to light-- you better watch out, 'cause snow likes to reflect the suns rays and blind you. The likelihood of blindness is 99.2% after 2 minutes.

7) If you are named Justin Garber, theirs a high possibility that snow will attack you on sight.

So, better watch out.