Thursday, April 17, 2014

Week 28:: Crazy mean old cat lady

The other day Cody Gray told me that I would be a GREAT mean old lady. I mean, I can totally see it myself, I've always dreamed of being a crazy old cat lady. When I’m old a can imagine I’ll live in a house full of weird and interesting knickknacks, with random cats hanging around my yard… I would probably roll my eyes at “ignorant” children, and be like “Ya’ll are spoiled, in my day… blah, blah, blah.” I would probably have anime merchandise all over, like maybe a sculpture of some anime character from the “2010’s” will be in my front yard surrounded by flowers and maybe a fountain? Maybe when little kids join me for tea or something, I’ll share my lame tales when I was their age. “I used to watch these shows called ‘Anime’ on my ‘computer,’ do you know what a computer is? In my day it was the Sh**.” I would probably curse a lot, and the kids would be all like “omg.”

2 comments:

  1. lol i can totally picture the "ya'll are spoiled"

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  2. I love the way you took one compliment and turned it into your future, maybe you should start by getting a cat.

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