Week 16

It's kinda crazy to think that at the start of 2013, were the days in which I had moved to Washburn. I had transferred to this school as the "girl from California." I remember quickly making friends, and I had to answer multitudes of questions. I recall talking about how delicious these school lunches were compared to Cali, and everyone was just like "WHAT?" ... I remember having a good time at lunch with Lizzy, Beth, Corry, and Ethan-- we always laughed at the dumbest things; one time we tricked Ethan into thinking their was a cow on the back of the carton, and he fell for it... Prom was really cool, even though my dress didn't quite fit the criteria, I still had a great time. Especially at post-prom where I won a PS3!
Over summer break I worked at a summer camp, and even though the manual labor was horrible, the people I got to meet were wonderful. My favorite part of that job was when my coworker and I would throw ketchup packets at our boss every meal... And eating a huge amount of soft-serve ice cream all the time. I also went to California for my brother Marine Graduation/wedding. We went to his graduation first and I managed to get sun burnt, which was horrible-- since I was apart of the wedding as a bridesmaid.. The dress was one shouldered, so I was embarrassed of my t-shirt tan lines. I also got to meet up with some of my old friends that I hadn't seen in a year. They said my personality changed and I was less hyper than I used to be, and It was really awkward.. But it was fun all the same.
I was excited to start school again as a senior, and seeing all my friends was great~ I remember flipping out at my college class almost everyday because it was so crazy.. Making corny jokes everyday, drawing pictures, watching movies with friends... The time when Lizzy and I were the only people to dress up for Halloween, watching my first live birth in Human Development class, giggling notoriously all the time... Kylee pushing me around every morning during the pledge of allegiance..

There are probably more things, but I can't remember them right now...
2014 will be life changing... when I graduate and all... And who knows how college will influence me.

Week 13

Gobble-gobble. I am a turkey, who lives with thousands of other turkeys. we live in a dark dank room and have been living here since we were poults... I can see my fellow brethren being dragged off one by one, I wonder where they could be going... I wonder when I'll be next.
Eventually I was chosen. YES, maybe I'm getting a new home, I thought. I was sick of walking around mt own feces. Sadly my thoughts were quickly disrupted, when a scary human man grabbed me and threw me into a cage. I couldn't see a thing, but I felt my surroundings rumble and my fellow turkeys screamed in fear. Hours late we arrived at a factory, my worst fear suddenly came to light. I wasn't getting a new home, I wasn't getting the life I had hoped... I was walking right into my graveyard; the place where I would die... Soon to be someones dinner, I cried to my perpetrators to let me free but they couldn't understand my pleas, and I was sent to die.

Snow is Satan;;; week 15

HELLO fellow citizens of the warm climates of the West, I like you-- were once in your shoes. Unknowing of the tortures and horrors that the winter climate casts upon the poor souls of the Midwest. I shall explain of the torturous experiences snow entails every year, and how to protect yourself against it's demon soul.

1) Snow is not your friend. From the moment you step outside, it's cold atmosphere will try to cool down your body to unacceptable degrees which will kill you if it lowers too much. 

2) Snow doesn't allow for summer fashion. It prevents all human being from expressing themselves with clothes that reveal lots of skin(like legs and arms..). If you do wear summer clothes, you'll likely die in 5 minutes.

3)Snow is cold as hella

4) Snow tries to kill anyone who walks on it by creating the ground slick and slippery. Snows best friend i called Ice, and Ice likes to shove human beings on their butts and make them cry. Sly little devil. Watch out for Ice, he's the biggest bully around.

5) no

6) Snow is hella bright, if you're sensitive to light-- you better watch out, 'cause snow likes to reflect the suns rays and blind you. The likelihood of blindness is 99.2% after 2 minutes.

7) If you are named Justin Garber, theirs a high possibility that snow will attack you on sight.

So, better watch out.

Week 14

If I had just went and gone to drivers ed classes when I was a sophomore/junior, and gotten my license, I wouldn't have had to go through all this hassle of getting my license during my Senior year! It's really annoying having to have my parents drive with me everywhere I go, or having to hassle friends to carpool... I can't recall the exact day my parents asked me if I wanted to try and get my permit, but I think it was during my summer from 10th to 11th grade... I told them that I wanted to do it later... If I had said yes, I would've probably had it in 11th grade, and I would've had a nice car... When I transferred to this school I could of drove myself and not have to hear my parent nagging behind my head... I don't know, it would've been nice.

Week 12

I'm really not ashamed of any of the songs I listen too, but when I tell people/show my kpop collection then get all like "What the hell is that?" on me-- and I try to describe how it's Korean pop music and they get all weirded out. Sometimes they'll tell me to sing them a sample and I'll start singing, "Jinyooouuung jidookee byoooing gyooiiing sara gata no..." and then they laugh and I just yell at them back "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" After awhile though, I'm pretty sure everyone gets used to my strange music taste...
It's kind of embarrassing telling adults about my love for k-pop, 'cause all of them reply with "k-pop? what is that?" And I really hate having to explain it every single time...

I am a chicken and I do not know what a road is... (Week 11)

I am a chicken, I female hen who lays eggs all the time and eats seeds and bugs... I have no life, I'm always bored. One morning, after laying my egg I decided to take a little adventure. It was no easy task, but I've been planning this escape plan for quite a long time-- and it was now time to put it into action. I began by leaving my coop with all my other sisters in the morning after the farmer man let us out to bask in the sun. I made my way through the grass and found myself face-to-face with a chain-link fence and with all my might I flapped my wings and ran towards the fence. My wings allowed me to spring up for awhile and I somehow managed to make it to the top where I perched till I was rested enough to put my other part of my plan into action. I glided down, with my wings open to break my fall and smoothly landed on the grass on the other side. A small sense of accomplishment washed over me as I realized my plan had worked, I began walking away from the fence and before I knew it, it was out of sight. After about half an hour of continuous walking I found myself face to face with a giant black slap obstructing my path. WHAT IS THIS? I could not recall over seeing anything like this on my farm. I sniffed it and turned in disgust, for it smelled horrific. I tapped it with my talon and found that it could do me no harm-- so I decided to make my crossing. I crossed it, and continued on my adventure. Till a fox ate me.

Week 10

Halloween is the only time monsters can freely walk around without humans trying to kill them every second... I presume they would take that day up and do some crazy stuff around town. Maybe they would socialize with strangers, find a party, go shopping.. Do something that they normally wouldn't be able to do. They might venture out in the middle of the day and take a stroll.. Since they probably scare people every other day, they'd probably just take Halloween off to just relax and be themselves.
Either that or they would take the opportunity to scare children and scar them for life. Like maybe some monsters can only rise on Halloween day, so why not just scare all the people? Take a chance to ruin some lives, since their own lives suck as well.. Because, seriously.. It'd suck being a monster, with mostly everyone hating you and trying to dissect your body....

Top ten (week 9)

I'll list my favorite Manga books(minus some inappropriate ones....) and even though I myself have read thousands of manga books, these are ones that have stood out to me.. (Or at least some of them, I had to leave out a lot...)

1) 7-seeds; Scientists froze 5 groups of survivors to restore the human race after a meteorite hits the earth and kills everyone living on it. They programmed computers to determine when Earth was once again suitable for human life and unfroze them. These survivors struggle to keep alive, and find each other.. (Man, this is by far my favorite manga. The art isn't that great, but the story kills-- It made me cry all the time. It has like 24 volumes right now.)

2) Oresama teacher; Kurosaki Mafuyu was a juvenile delinquent and head of her gang before her subsequent arrest got her expelled from high school. She transfered schools with the determination to become an "ultra-shiny, super feminine high school student" (This manga is freaking hilarious. The characters are legit)

3) The Breaker: New waves ; Continuation of the previous serious "The Breaker," main character Shioon works to fix his shattered ki-center. He suddenly becomes the Sunwoo clans Gaju(clan leader). (This manga is SO bada$$, theres amazing fighting scenes and the main character is freaking awesome.)

4) 1/2 Prince; It is the year 2100 A.D, and humans have developed a virtual reality game with a realism of 99%. Feng Lan, due to a bet with her twin brother, vows to succeed in playing the game without using her "female benefits." Due to this, she becomes the first and only female to play as a male character in "Second Life." (This manga is so cool, the character development is really interesting and I'm really sad the series is literally almost over..)

5) The world god only knows; Katsuragi Keima after unknowingly signing a contract from hell, Elsee, a devil from Hell who has heard of his legendary girl-capturing skills, comes into Keima's world and tells him about the contract he had made with hell, which is to capture loose souls who escape to earth... (It's pretty funny, and the story is really good. I love the art, and characters.)

6) Beelzebub; The story follows the "strongest juvenile delinquint" as he watches over the demon king's son with the destruction of the world hanging in the balance. (OH MAN, THIS MANGA IS HILARIOUS. Their's so much sarcasm it's amazing.. )

7) Horimiya; Hori seems like a normal teenage girl, but at home she acts as a parent for her younger brother since her parents are always at work-- she meets Miyamura who she assumes was a shy bookish otaku, but outside of school Miyamura is a friendly guy with many piercings and is not good at academics.. (They are so cute, this manga is so cute, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER THOUGH.)

8) Otomen; Asuka is a guy who has a liking for girly things like shoujo manga, baking, and sewing. However his mother forbids him being so and wants him to grow up manly. He starts learning kendo and karate and grows up to be a stoic guy, but after falling in love he struggles to hide his true identity. (No he's not gay; This manga is so good, I love the characters in it.)

9) Samurai high school; In a modern country where the government is controlled by a Martial Shogun and samurai receive much respect there lives identical twins. Kou, the brother, is very feminine, excels at cooking, cleaning, arts and crafts. Tsukiko, the sister, is masculine, loves fighting and is a combat genius. The twins learn about Samurai High School, where men test their strength and women test their femininity, but the only way they can attend is by swapping places. If they are to be found cheating, they will be executed so they have to overcome their gender differences and maintain their secret. (Oh man, this manga is sO GOOD-- the story and art are both awesome!)

10) Love so Life ; Shiharu is a high school student who loves kids, lives in an orphanage, and works at a daycare... Until the handsome uncle of two-year-old twins offers her a raise if she'll be their babysitter. Often relying on memories of her mothers actions for guidance, Shiharu quickly finds herself falling in love with her new makeshift family. (The manga is so cute, and the story is great!)

THAT 6-WORD STORY IS SO SAD WHY MISS HUDSON WHY(week 8)

I am a thief, a thief of baby booties. Not actual baby bums, but shoe-booties, the booties that young children wear... I am a collector of such things, and I must have them all. I spend all my wealth on these booties, but their was one pair....

THAT A COUPLE STOLE FROM ME, so what do I do? I steal 'em. I need these booties, I need these booties in my hands. I must feel the booties, smell the booties. One night I dressed in a dark silk and slippers of a dark black tint, and I quietly strutted across their lawn and when reaching the supposedly locked door, I found it was unlocked. I opened the door, and listened for the couple-- and hearing their snores, I proceeded to the room where I would soon find my glorious baby booties. Entering said room, I looked around and was awestruck at the amount of wrapped gifts... sighing, I started unwrapping them, quietly. I finally found the booties and when I did, I fell on my knees and tears ran down my cheeks from all the overwhelming joy that I felt. "I have done it!! I HAVE FOUND THE BOOTIES!!" 

I was too loud, the couple woke up.. I quickly stuffed the booties in my tunic and ran out the back door, I hear their screams of finding their gifts trashed-- but I didn't care. I got myself the booties I needed for my collection, and my collection is more important than anything.

4 years later

I'm dead. I died by suffocation. Too many booties surrounded me as I slept and an earthquake sent them falling on top of me and I suffocated in a matter of 4 minutes. Now, as a ghost I gazed upon my brothers sorting through my booties, and shaking their heads in disbelief they nailed a sign in the front of my yard, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn," it said. 

Week 7; AMAZON WARRIOR

To be an Amazon women from 700 years before the 5th century BC, would be really really cool. I mean, they were skilled in weaponry and fought in battle-- they had a society ruled by women; men were their slaves where their only purpose was reproduction. They governed large areas of Europe, Asia Minor and Africa...
It would be really nice to live in a society where woman weren't discriminated against, and a society where you're able to fight and excel in your skills-- theirs evidence that they built temples and statues-- so their was probably art in their society-- maybe even music and all that stuff...

I would  miss all the technology from this day and age, but if I could learn how to fight with a sword and bow and arrow, that would be a really cool alternative. Also the food's all probably fresh and delicious. Fresh meat all the time, MORE LIKE YUM.
And I really wouldn't like cutting off one of my breasts, but whatever.. >_> (because theirs a theory that the amazon woman cut off one of their breasts to better shoot their bows..)
huhuhuh

MULAAAAAAAN :: week 6

My favorite Disney movie is Mulan, so I guess I'll talk about that one.
In the perspective of Shang? The main male character.
Shang, the son of the general... Had to train peasants who had no fighting experiences... who were weak and dumb... He had a burden placed on him as he had to surpass his father and create a decent army to come to his fathers aid. His patience withered till Ping(Mulan in disguise) showed true strength. His heart started to warm up as he saw his comrades work their hardest to improve, and by finishing his training he was now able to show his father his accomplishments. When they made it to their campsite, and discovering his father was dead I can imagine his heart felt like crying-- but being the captain in charge of his soldiers, he had to keep strong and push through without any time to mourn. He probably battled with himself internally whether to keep moving on or surrender-- and since he chose to move on, he had the burden of the fact that most his soldiers would probably perish. Meeting the enemy, his heart probably sunk at seeing the sheer number of his nemesis's army and when Mulan blasted down the mountains snow he was probably relieved... Even before finding out that Mulan was a girl, he probably had feelings for her~ =u=
Ah, but when he found out she was a girl he probably felt betrayed and fearful for her life-- so sparing it for a dept made sure that she would not die. When he had to leave her he probably felt really angry and sad at the thought of leaving the one he liked, but he couldn't risk having her die.
uuuuuu, um-- and when Mulan saved the emperor and was accepted for being a woman, Shang knew that he had to make her his bride so he asked her on a date and they lived happily ever after.

I'm a super doodler (week 5)

I think the question you're really looking for is when am I NOT doodling. I'm always doodling, I would say it's something like an addiction,because I've been doing it my whole life. Every day, every class, whenever I can. I mostly doodle manga portraits... I love the style and the fact that I can change up the style whenever I want. I doodle whatever comes to my mind, my mood doesn't really matter. Some days I'll try to doodle but can't doodle anything decent, and I go crazy and scratch it out and agonize over my horrible skills and I question "What's happening to meeeee?" And when I go home I try to draw but nothing works... Then the next day I can draw perfectly normally and I'm just like.. Ah, well, and go on my merry way.
A lot of my doodles involve the human anatomy and a lot of people will look at my papers and be like "What the f***???" and I'll just be like, "Oh... Yeah, I'm drawing breasts... Again... Sorry." And once people get used to my doodles, they'll like see the breasts or butts and just shrug it off like it's normal. Sometimes I'll take doodle requests or I'll sometimes ask for suggestions, and usually it makes people happy which is really awesome!

I need a snuggie (week 4)

I WOULD HATE NOT HAVING A CLOCK OR CALENDER SO MUCH, not only would you not be able to tell when the new episode of your favorite show is coming up, BUT all deadlines would continue on and on and on and on and on--- and you wouldn't get ANYTHING done. You would work on a project for who knows how long, and never give a f*** and sh** doesn't get done. ALTHOUGH, If I had unlimited amount of time to do a project I really hate doing, then wow-- yeah It'd be great! ... I guess it does have a lot of benefits, like: You wouldn't get in trouble for not getting an assignment in by a certain date, you could slack off when you don't feel like doing anything. Society would slow down, as everyone would take their time.. But I feel like we wouldn't last long, though-- because if everyone takes their time when doing projects-- how would enough food be grown, who would deliver it in time, or whatever. People wouldn't rush to finish your shirt that you need dry-cleaned for a date. I feel like, without deadlines-- Society would wither to small numbers and become uneducated gatherers who hung out all day and treated themselves to their own interests..

Week 3

I'm a total expert on manga, I've been reading it since I was about 12 and I've read thousands of books since. Two years ago I think I was at 2000 books, so imagine now-- I cannot. It seems like everyday I read at least 2 or 3 books and If I'm really craving it, I read more.. But wait, what are manga? Well, they're pretty much Japanese comic books. You read them from left to right... You all might know what Anime is, well Manga is the graphic novel version of anime. Most anime comes from manga books.
Are manga books strictly Japanese? No. It was invented in Japan and is now apart of Japanese culture, but the art of manga has also traveled to Korea and China. Koreans call in "Manhwa" and they've even evolved it into what they call "Web toons" which is in manga style but in full color and single paneled.
Isn't Manga all the same? NO NO ONONONONONOO NO. It is not. Firstly every artist has a different style of art AND writing. Secondly, there are hundreds of genres. Romance, Shounen(for boys) Shoujo(for girls), action, fantasy, hentai, yaoi, yuri, one shot, historical, sport, mystery, adult, horror, psychological, adventure, school life, sci-fi, gender bender, harem, smut, tragedy, mature, mecha, and so on. The genres are for different age groups-- for the youngest child to the oldest of adults.
Not everyone is in tune with reading these kind of novels, but if you give it a chance and looks at the different genres and find a book that you might be compatible with-- maybe you'll grow to like it. 'Cause right now it's got a bad vibe, but all in all it's not that bad.

Week TWO

I really really really really really dislike water. The flavor(YES IT HAS FLAVOR) really repulses me and It makes me gag whenever I drink it... One day I woke up and gazed upon my own face. It wasn't me, But It looked like me-- and its skin had a grey/blue tint to it and its cheeks were hollowed. It stared at me with a gaze marked with insanity and Grabbed my neck with its sharp pointy fingers and dragged me out of my bed.
I was still from shock, my eyes wide and sweat trickled down my spine. Its rancid breath breathed in my face, and whispered "Amy....... Why don't you drink your water............?"
Confusion swept over me. It's trying to kill me because I don't drink water? I suddenly burst out laughing and yelled back "IT TASTE LIKE S***!" I kneed it in the gut and broke free of its grasp-- "I can't stand its taste and it makes me gag, why would I drink it?"
It stared at me with a cold gaze. "......it's...... for... your health......."
I locked its gaze. "Who need it?" and jumped out my window and flew away into the sunset.

My other self stood agape and confused, and shrugging its shoulders it disappeared.

Week 1

Ah geez, starting school again? I really wasn't looking forward to giving up my summer break for studying-- but I guess it's just gotta happen anyways and I have to deal with it. I'm fine with my classes, except for the fact that I have to participate in gym class... OKAY, starting from the top; Sociology/physiology: It looks like it'll be a great class-- I have no complaints. Gym: I hate it, wish I wasn't there. Art: The class is alright, I mean I love art but The supplies are all destroyed and it's really difficult to even create something decent with a brush that can't make any smooth strokes. Senior Seminar: Looks fun, and I'm looking forward to having class with all the seniors-- whilst planning for our futures and whatever. Lunch: Is best. Comp and Novels: I'm really excited for this class, loving the fact that we can blog again. Human Development: I'm looking forward to this, it looks pretty interesting. Study hall: Seems pretty legit. Algebra 2: I'm just hoping I'm able to pass the class considering Math just doesn't process in my brain. So, I'm hoping for at least a D+. I can dream.
Looks like it'll be an alright year, I'm really looking forward to these friends of mine that also happen to attend this here school with me.
I'll just have to see.